The Glitter Song (Remix)

by Shirley Gnome

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THE GLiTTER SONG

i'm a devastating diva with perfect pitch
i'm a bonefied busty buxom bad-ass bitch
but i drink too much, i make poor life choices
i woke up in a ditch

just me and my bike
piled up in a heap
guess i didn't take a cab
'cause i'm too cheap
that's the best i can guess
'cause my memory's a mess
at least i'm still wearing my dress

that's when it hit me
in the morning light
under my clothes
something wasn't right
i took a peak underneath, what did i find
mystery glitter where the sun don't shine

whose glitter, glitter is this
all over my clitoris
i've had a shower twenty-five times
but i can't get the glitter off this vulva of mine
whose glitter, whose glitter
whose glitter is this
all over, all over
the place where i piss, yeah
ooh

glitter when i sneeze
glitter when i cough
it's been a couple weeks
and i still can't get it off
i know what they say now
i know what they shout
glitter is like herpes and
i am breaking out
glitter in my panties
glitter in my shoe
when i took a dump
there was glitter in my poo
glitter on my clothes
on everything i've worn
i think i might have fucked
a unicorn

but when i saw my reflection
i looked so good
like a diamond in the rough
with all these sparkles on my muff

sure it's itchy and it's scratchy
and it burns down below
but the glitter in my soul
is like the glitter on my hole

this glitter, glitter is bliss
all over my clitoris 'cause
i've had a shower twenty-five times
but i never want the glitter off this
vulva of mine
i gotta have it
i gotta have it
now that i've tried, so tell me
where did that unicorn
where did that unicorn
where did that unicorn hide?
i wanna go for another ride

shine bright like vagina
shine bright like vagina
shine bright like vagina
beautiful diamonds between our thighs
shine bright like vagina
shine bright like vagina
shine bright like vagina
shine bright like vagina

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released May 3, 2015
Remix by Pliscene (Colin Janz)
Song and Lyrics by Shirley Gnome
Burlesque by April O'Peel

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Shirley Gnome Vancouver, British Columbia

Shirley Gnome is a self-styled white trash burlesque and comedy performer. Singing her special brand of dirty, crass, and absurd "cuntry" music, Shirley belts out original tunes about the embarrassing, hilarious, and titillating adventures that happen when bodies collide. ... more

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