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Spoonin' Blues

from Ho Down by Shirley Gnome

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    This 8 track (not an actual 8track, it just has 8 songs) CD is Shirley's debut album. Jug band fused with naughty lyricism makes for a sweet and delightful one-mic romp. Featuring guitar, ukelele, washboard, spoons, bass, and kazoo, it's rather silly and the beginning of it all. This album will not be reprinted, so get your collector's item while you still can.

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lyrics

Spooning with my baby
all through the night
spooning with my baby oh it
never felt so right
oh sweet little baby
you always do the trick
but I just couldn't help myself
I totally farted on your dick

Sleeping was my baby
Don't think he was awake
Sleeping was my baby
Won't make the same mistake
oh I'm gonna clench up my asshole
so nothing spoils the mood
but my sphincter disagreed
and let out a stinker so loud and rude

Stirring was my baby
Was it the smell or the sound
Oh if he wakes and realizes
will he ever come back around
Oh sweet little baby
you know I'm not to blame
I'll never let that man take me
out for Indian food again

But snoring was my baby
no witness to the crime
looks like I got lucky
and bought myself some time
oh my my my I'm so relieved
we've got a bright future ahead
but right when I relaxed
I totally shit the bed

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from Ho Down, released April 17, 2009

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Shirley Gnome Vancouver, British Columbia

From the west coast of Canada comes this multi-award winning cabaret musician, whose all-original, uncensored music about human nature is hilarious, honest, subversive, smart, empowering, taboo and not for the faint of heart. Her cleverly carnal lyrics go down smooth with her inappropriately gorgeous vocals, and her charm will disarm you through even the most provocative topics. ... more

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