Period Songs

from The Lady of the Night by Shirley Gnome

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This CD captures two years of songwriting, just Gnome and guitar, live in front of an intimate audience in a run down hipster venue in Vancouver. It reflects her first two years as a person who actually succeeded in making dirty country music into a job. Things get dark and sad and confusing, but mostly just stupid and gross and hilarious. Comes with a lyrics booklet so you can sing along.

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lyrics

when the blood comes out
the tampon goes in
when the blood comes out
the tampon goes in
when the blood comes out
the tampon goes in
and to answer your question it
doesn't feel good

i don't get turned on putting in a tampon
i don't get turned on putting in a tampon
i don't get turned on putting in a tampon
it does not feel good at all

ridin' ridin' that cotton pony
ridin' ridin' that cotton pony
ridin' ridin' that cotton pony
never felt good at all

baby you make me laugh so hard
i laughed so hard it made my tampon
come right out

it fell down my leg and
it rolled under the table i guess
this is a thanksgiving we'll
never forget
yeah

credits

from The Lady of the Night, released February 8, 2015

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Shirley Gnome Vancouver, British Columbia

From the west coast of Canada comes this multi-award winning cabaret musician, whose all-original, uncensored music about human nature is hilarious, honest, subversive, smart, empowering, taboo and not for the faint of heart. Her cleverly carnal lyrics go down smooth with her inappropriately gorgeous vocals, and her charm will disarm you through even the most provocative topics. ... more