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Penis Hand

from Ho Down by Shirley Gnome

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    This 8 track (not an actual 8track, it just has 8 songs) CD is Shirley's debut album. Jug band fused with naughty lyricism makes for a sweet and delightful one-mic romp. Featuring guitar, ukelele, washboard, spoons, bass, and kazoo, it's rather silly and the beginning of it all. This album will not be reprinted, so get your collector's item while you still can.

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lyrics

me and my lover
under the covers
fucking in the morning light
he said "how bout a jack
while i look at your rack?"
i said "i think i just might."

we huffed and we puffed
just a cock and a muff
didn't get to wash at alls
went off to work
but that innocent jerk
left the lingerin' scent of your balls
the lingerin' scent of your balls

well i hope nobody will notice
that my hand smells like a penis

customer service
this girl, this perv, this
lady made a big mistake
she's selling you wine
for 10.99 and
waiting for a bathroom break, singing

hickory dickory dock
my hand smells like a cock
the cock shot one
big load of cum
hickory dickory dock

well i got myself a plan
i'm gonna wash my penis hand

don't tell anybody but i guess
baby i
i like the linger that you
leave on me its true
cuz i take you wherever i go
and everything i touch
smells like you
just a whiff of your dick
makes me wanna just quit
just a whiff of your dick
makes me wanna just quit

well i took my chances
but the funny glances
never ceased to stop
the day i began with this
pungent gentleman
is the day i got the chop

i went on home
got on the telephone
and my words made m'lover throb
i said take a dip
into my pink slip
all i got left is a handjob

i guess my boss could notice
that my hand smells like a penis

prick paw!
meat mitt!
pecker palm!
love glove!
fuck fingers!
cum knuckles!
dong digits!

penis hand!
penis hand!
penis hand!

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from Ho Down, released April 17, 2009

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Shirley Gnome Vancouver, British Columbia

From the west coast of Canada comes this multi-award winning cabaret musician, whose all-original, uncensored music about human nature is hilarious, honest, subversive, smart, empowering, taboo and not for the faint of heart. Her cleverly carnal lyrics go down smooth with her inappropriately gorgeous vocals, and her charm will disarm you through even the most provocative topics. ... more

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