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lyrics

OLD MAN

VERSE

D Em A
You got balls like the jowls on a mastiff
D Em A
You got grey hair where there was no grey before
G D
Well your ass is flabby and your face is too
G D
Yer wrinkly and yer smelly and I'm so into you
Em A D
Oh, oh, oh I wanna fuck you old man

D Em A
Sure you're covered in all them liver spots,
D Em A
But you've been around the block, and you know how to get a woman hot
G D
Yer arthritic hands got just the right curve
G D
To give me the pleasure that I deserve
Em A D
Oh, oh, oh I'm gonna fuck you old man.

G D
I love it when you wheeze in my ear
G D
Yer wheezing all the things that I wanna hear
Em A
*wheeze wheeze* Where am I?
G D
After we're done we'll go get a good meal
G D
The senior's special is quite a good deal
Em
But I ain't in it for the cash, I just
A
wanna run my hands down your diaper rash

Yeah, yeah

(instrumental verse)

D Em A
Now I don't say these things to make you feel blue
D Em A
You know sometimes I wish I could take my teeth out too
G D
So let me stroke your balding head
G D
I think its really great that you can't get outta bed
Em A D
Oh, oh, oh I'm gonna fuck you old man

D Am
Old man take a look at your balls they go
Em G
Flap flap flappity flip flip a flippidy
D Am
I need somebody's balls to go
Em G
Slap slap slappidy right into my junkity
D Am
Ah, one look at my thighs and you
Em G
Take that blue pill so you can make a spunkidy
D Am
Old man take a look at your balls they go
Em
Flap flap flappidy flip flop a flippidy

Flap flap flappidy flip flop a flippidy

Flap flap flappidy flip flop a flippidy

Flap flap flappidy flip flop a flippidy doo!

(Instrumental Verse w/ vocal improv)

Em A D
Oh, oh, oh, I fuck an old man...
Em A D
Oh, oh, oh, I fuck an old man....
Em A D
Oh, oh, oh, I fuck an old man...
Em A D
Oh, oh, oh, you're retired.

credits

from C​*​untry Music, track released October 12, 2012
Produced by Shirley Gnome
Engineered by Nick Nixon
Mixed by Josh Asselstine
Mastered by Brock McFarlane, CPS Mastering

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Shirley Gnome Vancouver, British Columbia

From the west coast of Canada comes this multi-award winning cabaret musician, whose all-original, uncensored music about human nature is hilarious, honest, subversive, smart, empowering, taboo and not for the faint of heart. Her cleverly carnal lyrics go down smooth with her inappropriately gorgeous vocals, and her charm will disarm you through even the most provocative topics. ... more

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