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Not For Me I Guess

from The Lady of the Night by Shirley Gnome

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    This CD captures two years of songwriting, just Gnome and guitar, live in front of an intimate audience in a run down hipster venue in Vancouver. It reflects her first two years as a person who actually succeeded in making dirty country music into a job. Things get dark and sad and confusing, but mostly just stupid and gross and hilarious. Comes with a lyrics booklet so you can sing along.

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lyrics

you hold me in your arms
you look at me and say
you're my old lady, my sexy mama
wanna be with you every day

i try to find that sweet
but it's like you just dropped a bomb
'cause you said i was attractive
but you also said that i was your mom

and then you said - "who's your daddy"
it didn't quite turn me on
so i said he's the man who lives in a house
with the woman that is my mom

you looked at me confused
i must have looked it too
but i don't wanna picture my dad's face
while i'm having sex with you

maybe its just me
but i'm not turned on
sexually
well maybe i'm hung up
but calling me your mama it
seems kinda fucked up
and i don't wanna call you daddy
when you're getting me undressed
parent fucking and incest well it's
really not for me i guess

you look at me and you smile
you say "i didn't mean it that way"
you say "baby baby pretty baby
that's just something i like to say"

you just called me a baby
yes you did don't like
'cause i'm the woman you have sex with
and you called me an attractive child

maybe i'm just stoned
and i'm thinking far too much but
why do we call each other infants
when we're sexually active adults

maybe it's just me
but i'm not turned on
sexually
'cause don't you think it would be sick
if i called you a toddler while i sucked your dick
so i'm not gonna call you baby
when you're playing with my breasts
the baby rapin' that you suggest well it's
really not for me i guess

then you say to me
"i wanna do it doggystyle"
ooh you say to me
"right in your pussy"

why would you pretend to be a dog
and then have sex with my cat
please don't have sex with my cat
i don't think she'd like that

well maybe it's just me
but once you see it,
you can't un-see
maybe i'm hung up
are people just so fucked up
we gotta find a way around this
just do the things we both like to do
so let's stick to the normal stuff
lie down
i'm gonna pee on you
yeah yeah

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from The Lady of the Night, released February 8, 2015

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Shirley Gnome Vancouver, British Columbia

From the west coast of Canada comes this multi-award winning cabaret musician, whose all-original, uncensored music about human nature is hilarious, honest, subversive, smart, empowering, taboo and not for the faint of heart. Her cleverly carnal lyrics go down smooth with her inappropriately gorgeous vocals, and her charm will disarm you through even the most provocative topics. ... more

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