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Just Friends

from C​*​untry Music by Shirley Gnome

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about

This is about how I am totally not in denial.

lyrics

G
we been friends for
D
oh so long
C
we're so close and
G
its real nice
but people say
that there's
D
something there
C
a spark between us trying to
D
start a flame
but i'm telling you
D
there's no fire cuz
C
i go to bed feeling
G
moist and wet
how could a fire
D
ever start
in such an
C
inhospitable
D
vagironment

G
just because you're a
D
man that turns me on
C G
doesn't mean i need you
yeah you're a man that
D
stares at me
C
right at my ass
G
like a good friend would

you send me messages
D
late at night
Am
to tell me how good
Bm
of friends we are

Am
I agree, and I touch myself
D
damn we're such good friends

Em C D

Em D
we can't let this penis come between us
C G F#/G
literally, or figuratively
Em
oh oh oh i know what
D
people try to tell us
C G F#/G
but heterosexual romance
is gay

Em
and i won't say what i
D
just can't say
C
i'm not afraid i just
A
like to get laid and
Am
no matter how this starts or ends
D
i love you baby but we're, just, friends

then one night
we got drunk
i showed you a video
you showed me your junk
well what a nice friend
a friend of mine
i showed you my vag cuz i'm
polite and kind
then we hugged
and it felt good
it felt like friendship
like friendship should

went to sleep
and spooning led
to forking, yeah we
forked in bed

we can't let this penis come between us
except sometimes in a sexual way
when we go out
and you get hit on
I'm not jealous
I just like punching people
in the face

ooh, I'm not afraid
ooh, I just like to get laid and

no matter how this starts or ends
i love you baby but we're, just, friends

we pooled our money
bought a house together
sleep in the same room
its more economical
twin beds
they cost too much
your mom got us a king size
plenty of room for
friends
its sharing
and i'm not in denial
i know that i'm pregnant
so could you please stop pointing
two very good friends
they can have kids
it doesn't have to be all weird no

we may have let this
penis come between us
well to be more specific
we let it come inside
my giant BAby MAkin' uterus
accidental pregnant is
totally gay

and i won't say
what I just can't say
I'm not afraid
I just like to get laid and

no matter how this starts or ends
I love you baby but we're just
We're just...

Em C D x3
Am D

we had more kids
but the reason, you see
is that you don't have to pay them
to cook and clean

they don't laugh
they don't even smile
they say they're sick of us being
in fucking denial
well fuck you kids
cuz mom and dad we
love each other
but its not like that
you're dad is just the hottest, smartest, greatest
friend I ever had

we can't let this
penis come between us
just because we fell in love
and got married
our kids are wrong
this isn't getting serious
they sure know how to ruin
a family vacation

ooh, I'm not afraid
ooh, I just like to get laid and

no matter how this starts or ends
i love you baby but we're, just, friends

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from C​*​untry Music, released October 12, 2012

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Shirley Gnome Vancouver, British Columbia

From the west coast of Canada comes this multi-award winning cabaret musician, whose all-original, uncensored music about human nature is hilarious, honest, subversive, smart, empowering, taboo and not for the faint of heart. Her cleverly carnal lyrics go down smooth with her inappropriately gorgeous vocals, and her charm will disarm you through even the most provocative topics. ... more

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