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Horrible Sex Dream

from The Lady of the Night by Shirley Gnome

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lyrics

you're just somebody
i know but not really
you're a friend of a friend
and i guess you're alright

i can honestly say
i don't find you attractive
but you were inside of my
dream last night

in the magical sleep time
you took all your clothes off
i was super turned on
but i wasn't awake

while i was sleeping
the images creeping
around in my brain
we'll they're hard to explain

horrible sex dream
sex dream about you
woke up in a cold sweat
i tried to forget
horrible sex dream
worst thing i've ever seen
i gotta let it, i
i gotta let it go

your ass inflated
you got down on all fours
you wiggled your bum
and yelled "climb aboard!"

i got on top of you
and rode you around and
then we fucked you made
walrus sounds

why did we do it
on the teletubbies set
that is so
inappropriate

when you came you yelled
"YOU AND i ARE ONE!"
and then spiders came tumbling
out of your dick

horrible sex dream
sex dream about you
woke up in a cold sweat
i tried to forget
horrible sex dream
worst thing i've ever seen
i gotta let it, i
i gotta let it go

the next time i saw you
we were at a party
you said hello i just
screamed and ran off

i know it's irrational
and kind of insane
but when i see you i see spiders
coming out your penis, again and again
and again and again…

horrible sex dream
sex dream about you
i shouldn't have blamed you
for the things in my brain
a horrible sex dream
it doesn't mean anything
you're not to blame
for my sleepy time shame
i'm not to blame
for my sleepy time shame
no-one's to blame
for my sleepy time shame
except for maybe HBO
and the cheese that i ate

BAD DREAM!

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from The Lady of the Night, released February 8, 2015

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Shirley Gnome Vancouver, British Columbia

From the west coast of Canada comes this multi-award winning cabaret musician, whose all-original, uncensored music about human nature is hilarious, honest, subversive, smart, empowering, taboo and not for the faint of heart. Her cleverly carnal lyrics go down smooth with her inappropriately gorgeous vocals, and her charm will disarm you through even the most provocative topics. ... more

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