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Hipster Vagina

from The Lady of the Night by Shirley Gnome

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    This CD captures two years of songwriting, just Gnome and guitar, live in front of an intimate audience in a run down hipster venue in Vancouver. It reflects her first two years as a person who actually succeeded in making dirty country music into a job. Things get dark and sad and confusing, but mostly just stupid and gross and hilarious. Comes with a lyrics booklet so you can sing along.

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lyrics

HiPSTER VAGiNA

i got a hot new trend
hiding in my pants
a sleek and indie treasure
you might know about perchance

but i wouldn't be surprised
if you don't know what i mean
it's really only known
in the underground scene

have you heard about
my hipster vagina?
hip between my hips
but it's not easy to find, oh
because for a vagina, it's pretty obscure
you might not have yet
even heard of it at all

well it loves tight pants
but not the sensation
leaves nothing but a camel toe
to the imagination

and it thinks that mainstream porn
is really kinda weird
i guess that would explain the
bushy hipster beard

loves the feeling of the seat
of a retro fixie bike
no brakes and lots of bumpy roads
that's what it really likes

it also gets creative
like the paintings done in France
it makes abstract art
in my underpants

have you heard about
my hipster vagina?
so cool it has two labias, a major and a minor
it's known in smaller crowds
but it gets bigger all the time
you might not have yet
got to see it in it's prime

well if you talk to it ironically
then you might score
i hope it doesn't smell like
a second hand store

it pretends it doesn't care
but that's not true at all
'cause the one's who say they don't give a fuck
give the most fucks of them all

so now you know about my hipster vagina
pretty unknown but go and set a timer
'cause pretty soon you'll see
just how trendy it will be
and everyone will want this vagina
when it goes mainstream

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from The Lady of the Night, released February 8, 2015

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Shirley Gnome Vancouver, British Columbia

From the west coast of Canada comes this multi-award winning cabaret musician, whose all-original, uncensored music about human nature is hilarious, honest, subversive, smart, empowering, taboo and not for the faint of heart. Her cleverly carnal lyrics go down smooth with her inappropriately gorgeous vocals, and her charm will disarm you through even the most provocative topics. ... more

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