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Big Hard Imagination

from Ho Down by Shirley Gnome

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    This 8 track (not an actual 8track, it just has 8 songs) CD is Shirley's debut album. Jug band fused with naughty lyricism makes for a sweet and delightful one-mic romp. Featuring guitar, ukelele, washboard, spoons, bass, and kazoo, it's rather silly and the beginning of it all. This album will not be reprinted, so get your collector's item while you still can.

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lyrics

Baby baby you are so sweet
you love me so tender and you're so discreet
your lips are soft and your touch is gentle
you are so kind and sentimental

but sometimes baby, that just ain't right
its not gonna cut it every single night
i don't think its asking that much at all
if once and a while,
you fuck me up against the wall

oh...

rip off my clothes and slap me hard
tear out my hair throw me off of my guard
talk to me dirty until I'm in shock
lets see what you can do with that big hard
imagination....

now i know what you're thinking
cuz you're such a nice man
how can you love me
like i say that you can?

well i know that you love me
and i love you more
so its okay if you
treat me like a whore

throw me across the room, take me by surprise
we were meant to be together, unlike my thighs
make me scream until I can't walk
oh how I love your big hard
imagination....

Oh lovely lady you got such a purdy smile I
love your sultry voice and your southern style. Well
she's a busy woman I don't wanna crowd'er, just
wanna dip m'spoon in yer clam chowder

Sweet sweet lady tell me how could this end, well we could
go up to my room and just play pretend
You got me woman, I know this fer sure, so
I apologize if I'm a little premature

ohh....

Punch me in the face and give my ass a squeeze I know you
love to hear me beggin when I'm on my knees
order me woman cuz my love's in stock, call
now and I'll throw in a extra big, hard....
imagination.

but a woman needs affection
a woman needs romance
but she also needs a good hard fuckin'
so take off your goddamn pants!

and....

scratch my back, give me a bite
wearing out the mattress, holding me tight
i love you baby, you really do rock
my world with your big hard
imagination

but by that
i mean
cock

credits

from Ho Down, released April 17, 2009

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Shirley Gnome Vancouver, British Columbia

From the west coast of Canada comes this multi-award winning cabaret musician, whose all-original, uncensored music about human nature is hilarious, honest, subversive, smart, empowering, taboo and not for the faint of heart. Her cleverly carnal lyrics go down smooth with her inappropriately gorgeous vocals, and her charm will disarm you through even the most provocative topics. ... more

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