Shirley's sophomoric CD, C*untry Music, features a compliment of professional musicians playing actual instruments. As a result, the album legitimately sounds like real music. Full studio production lends legitimacy to gloriously frank tales of anal romance, botched threesomes, and monogamous compromises. Digipack CD case.
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A, G#/A,
Baby since you been gone I been looking a
F#m E
round, I've been looking a round for someone just like
A, G#/A,
you, looking to replace, that beautiful
F#m E
face, that I just can't erase but no one will
A, G#/A,
do, I took some dudes home from the bar
F#m E
Just to try and pretend that I was still with you
A, G#/A,
They kept on using their real names
F#m E
Even though I asked them very nicely not to
A, G#/A,
So on the street, in the mall
F#m E
In the grocery store, I keep looking, yeah even when I look up
A G#/A
porn I look for dudes that look just like
F#m E
a-you, but they just don't look they don't look like
F#m E
you, they look weird and gross
D E
like they did too many steroids and they got no pubes, y'had
F#m E
pubes, and you were skinny and fat at the
D E
very same time, yeah you know I really like that
F#m E
through all the porn that I find, I fast forward
D E
rewind, just looking for you, well I
D
guess what I'm trying to say is baby since you been
E
gone, I've really started getting into
A, G#/A,
porn......
F#m E
A, G#/A,
F#m E
I go to the romantic section
Looking for a bit of that lovin' action
People making videos, with their boyfriends, and their
girlfriends, but its not enough
that sex looks kinda boring from the outside,
there's gotta be some other things that I could try
to turn me on, how you turned me on, so I look up
E
midgets, milfs, instructional, videos, dildoes, gonzo, webcam, hentai, spanking, farting, gloryhole, squirting, strap ons, tick-a-ling balloons, and dino-dragon, vore, and sockjobs, footcrush, diapers, small cock, sneezing, shemales, furries...
I think I'm watching too much
porn, this was supposed be a song about
you but it's clearly not, now its a song about
porn, i gotta turn off my computer and
go do something useful like the
dishes or my taxes
now nothing ever excites me anymore
ever since you walked out the door
i guess what i'm trying to say is
i gotta stop watching porn
From the west coast of Canada comes this multi-award winning cabaret musician, whose all-original, uncensored music about
human nature is hilarious, honest, subversive, smart, empowering, taboo and not for the faint of heart. Her cleverly carnal lyrics go down smooth with her inappropriately gorgeous vocals, and her charm will disarm you through even the most provocative topics....more