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lyrics

ASSFLOWER

D Bm
baby, I've been loving you
G Asus
for what seems like 3 weeks
D Bm
okay it has been 3 weeks
A G
but it feels like a very long time

well i met you on vacation
and tonight is the very last night
tomorrow we both gotta leave this town
and take our goodbye flights

well i ain't no blushing girl
i'm into my prime
but i have to let you know
that i still got one last first time

left to go, although i look like
i ain't got an inch of class
G
i tell you i do, i got 5-6 more
A
and they're all right up my ass

Bm B C C# D
and you seem like a perfect fit
Bm B C C# D
and my heart is telling me Shirley this is it
Bm B C C# D
I have some lube, and i just took a shit
G
cuz its gonna take more than just
spit

D
cuz tonight
Bm
is the night
G Asus
its tighter than tight
D Bm
it might take more than an hour
G
but tonight I give you my
Asus
aaaaaaaaasssssss flower

now baby go slow, be gentle and kind
as you stinky your pinky right up my behind but
please don't call it assplay
its the stupidist thing you could possibly say right now

D Bm
well i'm glad we talked about it first
G Asus
you didn't just slip it in
G
and say it was an accident, and then
A
try to do it again

Bm B
those Christians teens they love the fact
C C# D
that they keep their chastity in tact
G
so lets get to heaven, lets give it a try
A
if Jesus loves anal then why can't I?

D
tonight
Bm
is the night
G Asus
its tighter than tight
D Bm
it might take more than an hour
G
but tonight i'll give you my
Asus
aaaaaaaaasssssss flower

baby this gift you give to me
means more than you'll ever know
to let me whip out my cock
and place it in your butthole

but i think its only fair
you're so good, and giving and game
that you turn this man around
and give him one in the same

they call it the pegs
and my heart is saying hey dude, spread your legs
we don't have to rush, no no we won't miss our flight
cuz we're gonna have our shit packed tonight

D
tonight
Bm
is the night
G Asus
its tighter than tight
D Bm
it might take more than an hour
G
but tonight i'll give you my
Asus
aaaaaaaaasssssss flower

Bm
going downtown
Adim
stinky and brown
G
close your eyes baby
Asus
while i turn around now
Bm
its winking at you
Adim
the place where i poo
G
so tell me baby
Asus
whatchu gonna do?

D Bm G Asus
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

G Asus
and it burns, burns, burns,
D
the ring of fire

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from C​*​untry Music, released October 12, 2012

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Shirley Gnome Vancouver, British Columbia

From the west coast of Canada comes this multi-award winning cabaret musician, whose all-original, uncensored music about human nature is hilarious, honest, subversive, smart, empowering, taboo and not for the faint of heart. Her cleverly carnal lyrics go down smooth with her inappropriately gorgeous vocals, and her charm will disarm you through even the most provocative topics. ... more

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