F*ck Towel/Spankerchief/Cum Rag

from Shirley Gnome

T-Shirt/Apparel + Digital Track

It's a soft, comforting towel for the specific designation of cleaning up any post-coital fluids. No more using random dirty t-shirts near the bed! One side has Shirley's logo, and the other says "Well that was fun". Comes with a handy hook for easy access. If you want you can use it as a kitchen cloth, golf towel, or anything else you think is as fun as sex. Makes a great gift for grandma. Comes in Santorum Black and Jizz White.

Includes unlimited streaming of The Glitter Song (Remix) via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

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Shirley Gnome Vancouver, British Columbia

From the west coast of Canada comes this multi-award winning cabaret musician, whose all-original, uncensored music about human nature is hilarious, honest, subversive, smart, empowering, taboo and not for the faint of heart. Her cleverly carnal lyrics go down smooth with her inappropriately gorgeous vocals, and her charm will disarm you through even the most provocative topics. ... more

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