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The Fucking Song

from C​*​untry Music by Shirley Gnome

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lyrics

THIS FUCKING SONG

C
I'd rather be having sex than writing this
G
song, I'd
G
rather be having sex than writing this
C
song, well I
F C
thought that I would write
Em Am G
because I'm not getting laid tonight
G
But I'd rather be having sex than writing this
C
song

I'd rather be having sex than singing this
song
I'd rather be having sex than singing this
song, well I
like you people a lot
but you're no cock in my
twat, so I'd
rather be having sex than singing this
song

(jazz chords)
I'm totally having sex
while recording this song
I'm totally having sex
while recording this song
and its a fantastic lay
but the guitar's getting in the way
so I'm gonna stop singing
this fucking
song

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from C​*​untry Music, released October 12, 2012

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Shirley Gnome Vancouver, British Columbia

From the west coast of Canada comes this multi-award winning cabaret musician, whose all-original, uncensored music about human nature is hilarious, honest, subversive, smart, empowering, taboo and not for the faint of heart. Her cleverly carnal lyrics go down smooth with her inappropriately gorgeous vocals, and her charm will disarm you through even the most provocative topics. ... more

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