Mementos of Love

from C*untry Music by Shirley Gnome

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Shirley's sophomoric CD, C*untry Music, features a compliment of professional musicians playing actual instruments. As a result, the album legitimately sounds like real music. Full studio production lends legitimacy to gloriously frank tales of anal romance, botched threesomes, and monogamous compromises. Digipack CD case.

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lyrics

MEMENTOS OF LOVE

C
I was cleaning behind the bed
B Am B
when I found the cumrags that you left
C
they were tiny and crumpled and
B
scattered about, they were
Am
crusty and dried out

Dm G
like our love
Am
our crusty love
Dm
oh our love
G
our dried out love

When I went to throw them out
I cried as I walked the halls
cuz I found the razor full of your pubes
from when you asked me to shave yer balls

like our love
I shaved our love
oh our love
will it ever grow back

F
until this yeast infection goes away
C G C
you know I'm gonna think of you
F
I'll look out the window and I'll start to wonder
C B Am
do you have a yeast infection too

(do ya have a yeast infection)

F G Am
oh, oh, mementos of love
F, G Am, G
oh, oh, mementos of love

I changed the sheets again
and my heart just filled with pain
from that time that you hit my G-spot
and we both made that nasty stain

right on our love
we stained our love
oh our love
will it ever wash out

And although it gave me the blues, I recycled the
sex toys we used to use
to use them with a new love would cut too close
and it would be unsanitary and gross

just like our love
our love was gross
oh, love
love is totally gross

I got a funny rash that's starting to spread
you know I kind of think that that was you
so I look out the window and I start to wonder
do you have a funny outbreak, too

oh, oh mementos of ewww
I think, I'll always remember you

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from C*untry Music, released October 12, 2012

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Shirley Gnome Vancouver, British Columbia

From the west coast of Canada comes this multi-award winning cabaret musician, whose all-original, uncensored music about human nature is hilarious, honest, subversive, smart, empowering, taboo and not for the faint of heart. Her cleverly carnal lyrics go down smooth with her inappropriately gorgeous vocals, and her charm will disarm you through even the most provocative topics. ... more